Custom Birthday Balloons Brisbane

BIRTHDAY

This time x many years ago, your friend/lover/family member/co-worker squeezed themselves out of a vagina and decided to grace the world with their presence. Now give them the second best present next to their presence… A Fancy Schmancy birthday balloon!

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Happy Birthday, [Name]!

Happy Birthday, [Name]! $99

Happy Fucking Birthday

Happy Fucking Birthday $99

Fuck, You're old.

Fuck, You're old. $99

Big Four-Ohhh...fuck!

Big Four-Ohhh...fuck! $99

WHAT! YOU'RE TURNING 29 AGAIN? ...YOU FREAK OF NATURE!

WHAT! YOU'RE TURNING 29 AGAIN? ...YOU FREAK OF NATURE! $99

Talk Dirty Thirty to me!

Talk Dirty Thirty to me! $99

You are ONE-derful!

You are ONE-derful! $99

50... Five Perfect 10's!

50... Five Perfect 10's! $99

May your balls...

May your balls... $99

Botox was too expensive.

Botox was too expensive. $99

Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy!

Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy! $99

Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over the age you're pretending to be!

Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over the age you're pretending to be! $99