This time x many years ago, your friend/lover/family member/co-worker squeezed themselves out of a vagina and decided to grace the world with their presence. Now give them the second best present next to their presence… A Fancy Schmancy birthday balloon!
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Aw, f*ck – we’ve got low stock of our clear bubbles (61cm) balloons due to a manufacturer shortage... again!
It looks like we are completely sold out in our collections, but we're not! We've discounted our OG Boxed Balloon until stock arrives - so please feel free to replicate any messages on the website or come up with your own weird and wacky words!
Alternatively, we have options available with our fancy bundles.