Your cart

Fuck Soon, Get well Now.

$99.00
Fuck Soon, Get well Now.

When the Maverick to your Goose is down and out,  the ‘Fuck Soon, Get Well Now’ Fancy Schmancy boxed get well soon balloon, will have them back on their feet, stat!

Perfect for: Besties, collegues, parents.

The balloon itself is 60cm and made from clear stretchy plastic - not latex! Bubbles are pop resistant, but definitely not pop proof! 

Balloons are stealthy stuffed, inflated and boxed ready for delivery. 

So, what if it pops?

I'm sending outside of Brisbane - can you guarantee it will it arrive on time?

Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Please note: Minimum order of $75 for Brisbane delivery. If your order doesn't meet this please add on delivery fee at the bottom of this page.

These are the ONLY delivery locations available for your selected product. Sending outside of Brisbane? - we can only send boxed balloons.

If your date isn't available this means we have reached delivery capacity for today (or particular day) - first in, fancy dressed!

One delivery location per order. Please select the correct location. 

BRISBANE SUBURBS - if your date isn't available this means we have reached delivery capacity for today (or particular day) - first in, fancy dressed!

Within 5km of Cannon Hill is free delivery.

  • Caboulture is considered SUNSHINE COAST.
  • We do not deliver to Jimboomba or Mount Tambourine.
  • Ipswich deliveries are for Ipswich central only and are an overnight transit with a courier. If you are sending to suburbs like Ripley, Yamanto, Karalee please be aware they may not be arrive on the preferred date.

SYDNEY SUBURBS - Boxed balloons only! Via courier (thanks to our friends at TNT).

Deliveries are scheduled to arrive on your desired date - but we can not guarantee it. Please read FAQ page for further details.

One deliverypickup date per order
Please note that all orders are for pick-up only from our stores. Select the store, date and time.

This is the name that goes on the box. Use your (the sender) phone number at the check out pages to receive updates on the order. If recipients phone number is used at the checkout they may receive a notification of the order. Eek!

Got special delivery instructions? ...Thank you!

Please be aware that we can not guarantee delivery by a specific time but we will always try (and TNT are pretty great).
  • ✕ + Message