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Fuck, You're old.

$75.00
Fuck, You're old.

Show your bestie/mum/dad/co-worker that you can't believe how gracefully they are ageing and score some serious giggle points with the ‘Fuck, You're Old’ funny birthday balloon by Fancy Schmancy boxed balloons Brisbane.

Perfect for: Anyone who’s been replacing candles with wrinkles.

The balloon itself is available in two sizes (60cm and 50cm) and made from clear stretchy plastic - not latex! Bubbles are pop resistant, but definitely not pop proof! 

Note: The 60cm will have much more stamina than the 50cm

Balloons are stealthy stuffed, inflated and boxed ready for delivery. 

So, what if it pops?

I'm sending outside of Brisbane - can you guarantee it will it arrive on time?

Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

These are the ONLY delivery locations available for your selected product. Sending outside of Brisbane - we can only send boxed balloons.

One delivery location per order. Please select the correct location. 

BRISBANE SUBURBS - same day deliveries available when orders placed before 10am. If your date isn't available and it's before 10am this means we have reached delivery capacity for today (or particular day) - first in, fancy dressed!

Within 10km of Brisbane CBD is free delivery.

SYDNEY SUBURBS - overnight deliveries available to metro suburbs Tuesday - Friday when orders placed before 10am the day before.

Deliveries outside of Brisbane are schedule to arrive on your desired date - but we can not guarantee it. Please read FAQ page for further details.

One deliverypickup date per order
Please note that all orders are for pick-up only from our stores. Select the store, date and time.

This is the name that goes on the box. Use your (the sender) phone number at the check out pages to receive updates on the order. If recipients phone number is used at the checkout they may receive a notification of the order. Eek!

Got special delivery instructions? ...Thank you!

Please be aware our deliveries start at 10am, we can not guarantee delivery by a specific time but we will always try.

We'll be in touch if your special requests can not be fulfilled.
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