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Fuck, You're old.

funny birthday balloons Brisbane

Show your bestie/mum/dad/co-worker that you can't believe how gracefully they are ageing and score some serious giggle points with the ‘Fuck, You're Old’ funny birthday balloon by Fancy Schmancy boxed balloons Brisbane.

Perfect for: Anyone who’s been replacing candles with wrinkles.

The balloon itself is 60cm in size and made from clear stretchy plastic - not latex! Bubbles are pop resistant, but definitely not pop proof! 

Balloons are stealthy stuffed, inflated and boxed ready for delivery. 

So, what if it pops?

I'm sending outside of Brisbane - can you guarantee it will it arrive on time?

PICKUP DELIVERY

Brisbane pickup location is 140 Edmondstone Street, Wilston.

We are located in the shed at the back of the block on the right hand side.

Pick up times are strictly between 10am and 2pm on selected day below.


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Need it by a specific time? We'll try! Got special delivery instructions? ...Thank you! We'll be in touch if your special requests can not be fulfilled.