⚠️ Kady is taking a little holiday snooze and Fancy Schmancy is closed for a much-needed little holiday break from the 17th to the 27th of September. Don’t worry if you’ve already placed an order – the fancy unicorns got you covered, and everything will still be fulfilled as planned. 🎉

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Fuck, You're old.

$99.00
Fuck, You're old.
Fuck, You're old.

Show your bestie/mum/dad/co-worker that you can't believe how gracefully they are ageing and score some serious giggle points with the ‘Fuck, You're Old’ funny birthday balloon by Fancy Schmancy boxed balloons Brisbane.

Perfect for: Anyone who’s been replacing candles with wrinkles.

The balloon itself is available in two sizes (60cm and 50cm) and made from clear stretchy plastic - not latex! Bubbles are pop resistant, but definitely not pop proof! 

Note: The 60cm will have much more stamina than the 50cm

Balloons are stealthy stuffed, inflated and boxed ready for delivery. 

So, what if it pops?

I'm sending outside of Brisbane - can you guarantee it will it arrive on time?

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PICKUP DELIVERY

PICK UP IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN BRISBANE

We are located at 1/21 Kate Street, Alderley. This is the back corner unit in the complex, please feel free to drive into the driveway for easy loading.

Pick up times are strictly between 9am and 12pm on selected day below. You will receive a notification when your balloon is ready for collection.

Please phone ahead if you are unsure if balloons will fit into your car or you can't make pick up by midday.


Please note: Minimum order of $75 for Brisbane delivery. If your order doesn't meet this please add on delivery fee at the bottom of this page.

These are the ONLY delivery locations available for your selected product. Sending outside of Brisbane? - we can only send boxed balloons.

If your date isn't available and it's before 10am this means we have reached delivery capacity for that date or the shop is closed for all good reason. :)

One delivery location per order. Please select the correct location. 

BRISBANE SUBURBS - same day deliveries available when orders placed before 10am. If your date isn't available and it's before 10am this means we have reached delivery capacity for today (or particular day) - first in, fancy dressed!

Within 5km of our HQ is free delivery.

  • Caboulture is considered SUNSHINE COAST and is not available for same day delivery.
  • We do not deliver to Jimboomba or Mount Tambourine.
  • Ipswich deliveries are for Ipswich central only and are an overnight transit with a courier. If you are sending to suburbs like Ripley, Yamanto, Karalee please be aware they may not be arrive on the preferred date.

SYDNEY SUBURBS - Boxed balloons only! These are overnight deliveries available to metro suburbs Tuesday - Friday when orders placed before 10am the day before.

Deliveries outside of Brisbane are schedule to arrive on your desired date - but we can not guarantee it. Please read FAQ page for further details.

One deliverypickup date per order
Please note that all orders are for pick-up only from our stores. Select the store, date and time.

This is the name that goes on the box. Use your (the sender) phone number at the check out pages to receive updates on the order. If recipients phone number is used at the checkout they may receive a notification of the order. Eek!

Got special delivery instructions? ...Thank you!

Please be aware our deliveries start at 10am, we can not guarantee delivery by a specific time but we will always try.

We'll be in touch if your special requests can not be fulfilled.