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Fuck, You're old.

Fuck, You're old.

Show your bestie/mum/dad/co-worker that you can't believe how gracefully they are ageing and score some serious giggle points with the ‘Fuck, You're Old’ funny birthday balloon by Fancy Schmancy boxed balloons Brisbane.

Perfect for: Anyone who’s been replacing candles with wrinkles.

The balloon itself is 60cm in size and made from clear stretchy plastic - not latex! Bubbles are pop resistant, but definitely not pop proof! 

Balloons are stealthy stuffed, inflated and boxed ready for delivery. 

So, what if it pops?

I'm sending outside of Brisbane - can you guarantee it will it arrive on time?

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PICKUP DELIVERY

Brisbane pickup location is 140 Edmondstone Street, Wilston.

We are located in the shed at the back of the block on the left hand side.

Pick up times are strictly between 9am and 12pm on selected day below. Please phone ahead if you are unsure if balloons will fit into your car or pick up past 12pm.


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Please note that all orders are for pick-up only from our stores. Select the store, date and time.

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Got special delivery instructions? ...Thank you!

Please be aware our deliveries start at 10am, we can not guarantee delivery by a specific time but we will always try.

We'll be in touch if your special requests can not be fulfilled.