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Botox was too expensive.

$75.00
Botox was too expensive.

Let's be honest, you can't always give the people what they need, or ah maybe, you definitely can... with the ‘Botox was too expensive’ Fancy Schmancy boxed balloon.

Perfect for: Anyone who’s been replacing candles with wrinkles.

The balloon itself is 60cm and made from clear stretchy plastic - not latex! Bubbles are pop resistant, but definitely not pop proof! 

 

Balloons are stealthy stuffed, inflated and boxed ready for delivery. 

So, what if it pops?

I'm sending outside of Brisbane - can you guarantee it will it arrive on time?

Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
PICKUP DELIVERY

PICK UP IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN BRISBANE

We are located at 140 Edmondstone Street, Wilston. We are in the shed at the back of the block on the left hand side.

Pick up times are strictly between 9am and 12pm on selected day below. You will receive a notification when your balloon is ready for collection.

Please phone ahead if you are unsure if balloons will fit into your car or pick up past 12pm.


These are the ONLY delivery locations available for your selected product:

One delivery location per order. Please select the correct location. 

BRISBANE SUBURBS - same day deliveries available when orders placed before 10am.

Within 10km of Brisbane CBD is free delivery.

SYDNEY SUBURBS - same day deliveries available when orders placed before 10am. Sydney same day delivery postcodes include: 2000, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2015-2027, 2029-2034, 2036, 2039, 2041-2044, 2050, 2060, 2061, 2088, 2090.

Within 5km of Bondi Beach is free delivery.

Deliveries outside of Brisbane and Sydney are schedule to arrive on your desired date - but we can not guarantee it. Please read FAQ page for further details.

One deliverypickup date per order
Please note that all orders are for pick-up only from our stores. Select the store, date and time.

This is who it's getting delivered to. Use your (sender's) phone number at the check out pages to receive updates on the order. If recipients phone number is used at the checkout they may receive a notification of the order. Eek!

Got special delivery instructions? ...Thank you!

Please be aware our deliveries start at 10am, we can not guarantee delivery by a specific time but we will always try.

We'll be in touch if your special requests can not be fulfilled.
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